I keep a boxcutter to hand for occasions such as these.

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

the phrasing of this… Gay and Bi boys can please multiple women just because of their orientation? I know that isn’t the point, but what does belittling straight men achieve exactly?

(via jack-daniels-doll)

couchpotatos:

This Is Where I Leave You

How can you not be excited about Tina Fey and Jason Bateman playing siblings? Add the fact that Jane Fonda is their mom with huge boobs I AM IN THERE!! 

Soon after Judd Altman discovers his wife in bed with another man, his father dies. Of course a small dose of family dysfunction will always remind you things could be worse and things will get better.

I am more excited about Jane Fonda’s boobs more then anything.

#RandomRamblings

This cast though…

(via rosebyrne-fr)

rose byrne tina fey adam driver etc.